This entry is one of my personal favorites, way back from when I played MW2. As always, RMP = Random Male Players.
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RMP 1: I’m just glad a girl’s playing video games.
RMP 2: Hell yeah.
RMP 1: Fucking abso… absolutely awesome at them. Crushed it.
RMP 2: Bad part is… you just suck at sucking dick. Good at video games, bad at sucking dick. You can’t have both. Just thought I’d let you know that.
Perfect retort: "Well, since you suck at video games, you must be good at sucking dick then, huh?"
ReplyDeleteThis would have been the perfect comeback! Using it next time I encounter a "you must be bad at sucking dick because you're so good at games" insult.
DeletePeople never cease to amaze me...
ReplyDeleteSuch clever and logical thinking... (laughs)
I laughed really hard after this happened, and it remains to this day one of my favorite comments.
ReplyDeleteBecause sucking dick is sooooo important. FuryOfFirestorm wins for best comeback ever.
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