A little obsessive

Apr 29th

Guy loses to me in a match, screams at me, and then looks me up on Facebook to message me. Nothing but class.

This match was laggy because Call of Duty has server issues. Everyone knows it. Some people like to blame it on other people “lag switching”, which is why this guy is screaming at me about “hacking” and “lag switches”.

RMP = Random Male Player

Transcript:

RMP1: [singing] Turn on your hack light! Ol’ Jenny the hacker.

[final kill replays; the connections lags]

RMP1: LOOK AT THAT LAG SWITCH!! [giggles] LOOK AT THE LAG SWITCH!!!

RMP2: Say Jenny, are you a [unintelligible]?

RMP3: You fucking piece of shit.

RMP4: Hacker! Nice laggin’.

RMP3: You suck some fuckin’ nerd motherfucker’s dick to get that hack, you dumb cunt?!

[laughter]

RMP3: Nice lag switch, whore. Lemme back out so I can report the fuck outta you.

 

That same night, I get a message on Facebook:

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So yeah, that’s totally rational and normal behavior. Totally.