And then I grabbed my shotty

Aug 16th

I was having a conversation about guns with my friend Dirtbiker, because he’d just gone to a shooting range that day… And I like guns too. Then this RMP joined the lobby and started mocking me. Which was just priceless. He ended up on our team, too, so I was able to listen to him the whole time we were playing.

Dirtbiker = Friend
RMP = Random Male Player

Transcript:

Dirtbiker: Oh dude, I got a new sick Twitter picture.

Me: A what?

Dirtbiker: Me with the AR- I got a new sick Twitter picture. It’s me with the AR, like right up with the camera looking down the barrel kind of. Looks sick.

Me: Is this the first time you’ve ever been shooting? Or is this the first time you’ve been able to shoot fun shit?

Dirtbiker: Umm, I went to a shooting range before, but uh, it was another AR, but yeah never [unintelligible].

RMP1: [singing] I pooped in the trap, I pooped in the trap, pooped in the trap [Author's note: Yeah, I have no idea what's going on here. Or if that's really what he's saying.]

Me: In some of my wedding photos, we took one of my friend’s, like he built an assault rifle, so we, we grabbed that and-

RMP1: Hey Jenny!

Me: What?

RMP2: Hey! What’s up Jenny? I remember you. Remember, you were in my lobby a couple days ago?

RMP3: [mocking me] Oh my god, like I knew this person, and they had a gun-

RMP2: Remember Jenny? Jenny? [Author's note: No.]

RMPs 1 and 2 Jenny! Jennay! Jennay!

[audio drops out as game begins]

RMP3: [still mocking me] And it was like an assault rifle, because I know it.

RMP2: Jenny Haniver! Jenny Haniver.

RMP1: JENNAY

The Husband: [faintly in the background] Wow.

Me: Are you listening to this? [laughing]

Dirtbiker: I’m listening.

Me: Anyway- no, I was talking to my husband. Anyway, we grabbed our friend’s assault rifle and um, I grabbed my shotty, and we did some wedding pictures like that. My photographers were like, well-

RMP3: [mocking] And I grabbed my shotty. And I grabbed my shotty, and then I grabbed my shotty, grabbed my shotty, then I grabbed my shotty… [this continues for about 30 seconds]

Dirtbiker: Is he still talking?

4 Comments

Krista Roscovius

17 Aug 2012 04:08 am

…he comes across as morbidly obsessed with you :/ The way he just randomly repeats things that you say (or things he thinks you say). Weirdo.
enmi

17 Aug 2012 06:08 am

Seriously, I don’t know how you have the energy to keep this up. I mean, it’s great but I get tired and frustrated just reading this random bullshit people say/sing/burp, whatever It’s a wonder they don’t get sick of themselves.
Craig Cooper

17 Aug 2012 02:08 pm

I think that he is saying he pooped in the trap – possibly because you said “able to shoot fun shit”………so he pooped in the trap…..then launched it…..then shot the shit…….. >.<

I’m not condoning the behaviour of this childish, lower than a flys IQ idiot, just trying to offer explanation for his dumb ramblings.

All of your abuse seems to come from fellow Americans, is this the case or do you get abuse from other countries?

Just wondering as I’m from the UK and have never heard any females being targeted in a lobby like you are!

I have 7 or 8 online female friends who I play against or in co-op fairly often, we all have a laugh and tease each other – but nothing like some of the crap you have to put up with!

Keep up the good work! Shame you can’t send your recordings to the persons g/f or family so they can see what idiots they have raised/married!!
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02 Oct 2012 01:10 pm

Great post.