Good news, everyone!
Not in the Kitchen Anymore is getting a (much needed) face-lift in the very near future. I hope you’re psyched about it, because I sure as shit am. This site has gone from something I started as a joke so that I could share funny clips with my close friends, to… well, this. It’s actually like a community now, and I couldn’t be happier.
While the site will be brand-spankin’ new looking, it will no longer be hosted through Google Blogger. The website has simply outgrown what Blogger is capable of providing. So unfortunately, if you follow this site through Blogger, that option will be gone shortly. And to all who received email notifications, you will no longer be receiving those as that was also a part of the Blogger system. HOWEVER, there is always the Facebook
feeds, which are great for being notified about updates and other information.
At any rate, I’ll keep you updated as the change occurs. And now onto today’s update, where we all learn the very important lesson that you should always be okay with it when a complete stranger calls you ‘baby’, and if you say anything about it you’re being a humorless bitch and a cunt. Cheers!
RMP = Random Male Player
RMP1: Hey Jenny baby.
Me: I am not your baby.
RMP1: Hey- you are my baby, bitch.
Me: Not in a million years.
RMP2: You went from ‘baby’ to being a bitch. I mean, you coulda had the ‘baby’! Coulda just left it alone.
RMP3: Get a fuckin’ sense of humor. [note: he mumbles, but I'm pretty sure this is what is being said]
RMP1: She done muted everybody. [at this point, they think I can no longer hear them- obviously, I can] I was just playin’ with the Catch yoU Next Thursday
RMP2: But dude, you’re not her baby.