This took place over two games. The first audio clip is from when we initially joined the lobby- the second is while we’re waiting for the next game versus the same team to begin.

Dirtbiker, Mosh = Friends
RMP = Random Male Player

Transcript:

Dirtbiker: …I just don’t play it that much.

RMP1: Who, what’s that you’re talking about Dirtbiker?

Me: I think I play alone a lot, so that’s why I…

RMP2: Can I have sex with you? ‘Cause you got a hot voice.

[audio starts to cut out as game begins]

RMP2: …Givin’ her a compliment!

RMP3: …some pom-poms man!

Dirtbiker: Guy’s not lying on his back, more like he’s on his knees.

RMP3: They got one girl in the party, they all cheerleaders now.

RMP2: Is Dirtbiker… you talkin’ to me? Somebody say my name?

Mosh: Pretty funny actually.

RMP2: What’s funny? I missed the joke, what was funny?

Mosh: Your skills… cunt.

Me: Oh my god. [laughter]

RMP2: Oh that, that was original. You got me there!

RMP3: Why does… Hey, why does Jenny laugh like a dude?

All: OOOOOOHHHHHHH.

RMP2: You can’t make fun of Jenny. This one actually sounds like she got a hot voice. The other one was butch last game.

[audio starts to cut out as game begins]

RMP3: …just sayin’, she talks like a little chick and then-