RUNVus = Friend
RMP = Random Male Player
RUNVus: You know what- I just wanna have, I just wanna play video games like with a virtual setting in my glasses. And just use my mind to play the game. You know what I’m sayin’?
Me: You wanna just be able to stand there and like, swat your hands in front of your face and punch people.
RUNVus: No no no, I don’t even wanna move. I just-
RMP1: …They have spectator regs all the time.
RMP2: SHUT THAT BITCH UP.
RUNVus: Straight up virtual.
Me: As soon as you do that Runs, you’re gonna get morbidly obese.
RUNVus: That’s even better than this kinda shit, you know?
RMP2: Tell that bitch to go make a sammich.
RUNVus: Pixar shit or somethin’.