Played against a team of RMPs, and beat them. The first audio clip takes place right after the first match. RMP1 was obsessed with me for some reason, and thought he was the funniest thing since Bill Murray.
Phoenix, Mosh, Sprawler = Friends
RMP = Random Male Player
RMP1: You know what? We’re leaving. But Jenny’s still a whore! [sound of RMP1 backing out of lobby]
Phoenix: Wow, he was up all night thinking that one up.
Me: I’m gonna say something, and then back out really fast!
Phoenix: I’m gonna say something then run away! Aaaaaaaah.
RMP1: [rejoins lobby, talking to his team] You guys were supposed to back out after I said-
Phoenix: Aaaah, I’m an internet tough guy!
RMP1: You guys were supposed to back out when I said Jenny’s a whore, but you didn’t back out so, JENNY’S A WHORE. Okay, now back out guys!
Mosh: Yeah… You look like an idiot.
Sprawler: I can drop out of school right now and become a psychic.
RMP1: Heeeeey… I thought we were leaving. Let’s try again. Try it again. JENNY YOU’RE A WHORE. And now, now we all back out! QUICKLY! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! Jenny I’m sorry, I love you, please don’t kill me! You’re hot!
RMP2: You’re a hot whore.
RMP1: I wanna brush your hair all night!
This next audio clip took place after we beat their team in a second match. Despite the fact that I have not responded to him, RMP1 is still going strong.
[gameplay audio as last kill is replayed]
RMP1: Good job Jenny. Good game, I like it, I like it.
RMP2: Are we backing out now? Now we’re leaving?
RMP3: I’m backing out either.
RMP1: JENNY YOU’RE A WHORE. HA!
Phoenix: No one left.
RMP1: Son of a bitch!
RMP2: This is not working out.
RMP1: You know, Jenny, I really was just kidding. You know… Big misunderstanding. Let’s get some coffee, we’ll talk about this… GUYS BACK THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW!!
RMP3: I’m backing out. I’m, I’m backing out.
Phoenix: I think he really believes he is funny.