Eww.
I’m not really sure what to say about this one either, besides, grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Dirtbiker, Play, Kamikaze = Friends
RMP = Random Male Player
Transcript:
Dirtbiker: You’re fuckin’ joking.
RMP1: Fucking bitch.
Dirtbiker: Are you shitting me right now?
RMP1: Hey, how do you guys get yellow clan tags?
Me: We’re a part of a clan. Like on Call of-
Play: You have to be 20. You have to be level 20.
Me: Oh really, you have to be a certain level?
RMP1: That’s STUPID.
Play: Yeah, you have to be a certain level, like 15, 20. Somethin’ like that.
Me: The more you know. [G.I. JOEEEEEEEEEE]
RMP1: Dude, fuck all of you, okay? Shut the fuck up. All you guys are fuckin’ fags. You’re fuckin’ losers. You guys don’t know how to fuckin’… You guys can’t get a life, okay? That’s why you guys are on Call of Duty every fuckin’ day. I don’t even give a fuck about this game, you piece of shit.
Me: [barely restrained laughter] Wha, what?
RMP1: No, hold up- SHUT THE FUCK UP. No, hey, Jenny Haniver. Jenny. JENNY. Let me fuck you in your goddamn ass and rape the shit outta you.
Me: Wow. You are just the worst kind of person.
RMP1: Yeah. Hold up. Yes I am a rude person. I’m gonna pull your goddamn pants down, and start butt-fuckin’ you.
[laughter]
RMP1: Yeah, I’d bet you’d like that shit bitch. I’m gonna fuckin’ finger the shit out of your pussy ’til it bleeds.
Kamikaze: Wow, I shot that whole fuckin’ clip and nobody died.
Dirtbiker: How come…How come you’re only talking to her like that? What am I, a piece of shit?
Me: [laughing my ass off]
RMP1: Yeah, you are a piece of shit. Jenny’s my bitch. Jenny is my bitch.
Me: Oh my god Dirtbiker.
RMP1: Jenny, I’m gonna make you fuckin’ scream my goddamn name. You’re gonna be like, “OH TWREX ME” and I’m gonna be like, Twrex that fuckin’ bitch.
Me: You have a lot to learn about the real world.
Kamikaze: I am just not having any luck.
RMP1: Hold the FUCK up bitch I am in the real world!
Me: Behind the bulldozer again. Or did he get you?
Dirtbiker: [unintelligible]
Me: Reminds me of that one time we played with that uh, that 12 year old who was like, “You don’t know what warfare is!”
RMP1: [interrupting constantly] Hey. Jenny. JENNY. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Jenny shut the fuck up and put your goddamn lips around my dick. Yeah bitch, that’s your damn job.
Kamikaze: What the fuck, why’d I spawn in front of them?
RMP1: Shut. The fuck up everybody. Okay? I’m wanna have cyber sex with Jenny for a bit. So mute us.
Me: They’re by the big construction building. Uhm… middle.
RMP1: …My fucking erection in your damn ear.
Kamikaze: Wow, I’m sorry guys. I don’t know what the fuck is going on.
RMP1: Hey, I’m gonna put my goddamn toes in your vagina.
Dirtbiker: Well that’s a little gross.
[laughter]
RMP1: It’s not gross, actually. I put my whole fuckin’ foot in someone’s vagina before!
[largely unintelligible as three people talk at once]
RMP1: Hold up bitch, shut the fuck up okay? Put your damn mouth on my dick.
Me: [exasperated] Oh my god.
RMP1: Hey, make that ass fuckin’ clap on my dick. Hey bitch.
Me: I think they’re coming from… yeah, they’re coming from big construction.
RMP1: Hold up, I wanna fuckin’ make it nasty, okay bitch?
Me: He’s in that little wooden shack by the sandbags now.
[RMP1 disconnects from the match at this point]
13 Comments
Jenn
06 Nov 2012 02:11 am
That actually made me queasy to read, I decided not to listen because…well…that was just horrendous. It’s terrifying that there are so many people who think it’s okay to talk like that to *anyone*.
RudeOnion
06 Nov 2012 07:11 am
Jesus, what an attention-whore. He’s so desperate for a woman he’ll scream at one in the middle of a game. Because, you know, nothing wins a woman over like sadomasochism. I…guess?
This kid is going to be lonely forever. And he’ll probably blame every woman on the planet for it, too.
Eibhilin
06 Nov 2012 08:11 am
Wow. Just… wow. All kinds of special. Sounded a bit younger than I’m used to hearing that stuff from.
Getting younger, getting well… weirder in this case.
Cazz
06 Nov 2012 08:11 am
Nasty, well done for holding it together, I probably would have lost it and said something horrible back, or just left.
Out of curiosity do you report abusive players?
Vestin
06 Nov 2012 01:11 pm
“You guys can’t get a life, okay? That’s why you guys are on Call of Duty every fuckin’ day. I don’t even give a fuck about this game, you piece of shit.”
I think this sort of attitude foreshadowed the things to come. There are few things more pitiful than a man who ferociously ensures people how little he cares about doing something WHILE doing it (implicitly suggesting that incompetence in the given field is a sign of superiority). IMO – if something is worth doing, it’s worth doing well…
KB
06 Nov 2012 03:11 pm
That made me queasy just to read too and honestly a little scared. Even if he was doing it for shock-value, just the fact that he can say such things to another person is terrifying.
Speaking of shock-value, this site is so popular now I’m wondering if some idiots don’t try to one-up their friends and get quoted on here as some sort of sick bragging right. I can’t decide if that makes it even worse than those just ignorantly dicking around. I actually think so, since you’re still just trying to game and here they are making a sport out of verbal abuse.
AtroShus
06 Nov 2012 07:11 pm
Really? There should be a law against that! I mean, if he was in front of you he wouldn’t say that, and if he was & did, he could get arrested for being so threatening!
(wait….he probably WOULD say that to your face. No respect in the game-usually means no respect IRL)
draonich
19 Nov 2012 11:11 pm
Someone that unhappy and insecure needs a lot.of help.
On a much lighter note, this made me flash on an episode of House of Lies (I marathoned it a few weeks ago). One of the guys is excited because he’s finally going to have anal sex (with a woman). The one woman he works with says to him that telling a woman you want to have anal sex is the same as saying you want her feces on your dick. It gives it a different spin that is played out sadly and hilariously.
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LumberjackAxe
08 Dec 2012 01:12 am
“I will put my toes in your vagina.”
I think your tag appropriately sums this up: “what the fuck just happened”
Anel Zadic
09 Dec 2012 07:12 am
Online Interactions Not Rated by the ESRB
Reva Sharkbait
08 Jan 2013 05:01 am
Wow… this is the worst of these that I’ve ever seen. I feel suddenly lucky to have only ever been called names, geez D:
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