Play = Friend
RMP = Random Male Player
[explosions and gunfire as game ends]
Play: I got the guy behind him.
RMP1: Look at the desperation in using a target finder on FUCKING HARDCORE, you pussy!
Me: Wow, complain a little more dude.
RMP2: Bro, just call her ugly. She obviously is fucking ugly as shit ‘cuz she’s playing Call of Duty and lookit- LOOK! Dude she’s on the fuckin’ top scoreboard. Loo- [laughter]
RMP3: [mocking laughter]
Me: Dude, you’re playing Call of Duty at the exact same time as me. What does that say about you?
RMP2: No hot chick- no hot chick on this world would fuckin’ play Call of Duty and do that good.
RMP1: I’m gonna have to agree.
Play: How about the Frag Dolls?
RMP1: I have to agree.
RMP2: Don’t Open, Dead Inside? Oh, and she has insecurities, that’s cute. [Note: He was talking about my Black Ops 2 emblem]