Home girl

May 13th

RUNVus, Phoenix, Catalog = Friends

RMP = Random Male Player


RUNVus: Oh shit, son.

Phoenix: Yeah, three of us don’t have those maps.


Me: When we got in, we were like, oh god, we just lost half of our team because no one had the maps.

RUNVus: Yeah.

RMP1: Is that right home girl? You fuckin’ slut? Is that right?

Catalog: Wow.

Me: …You sound like a really cool person, and absolutely definitely really smart.