RUNVus, Phoenix, Catalog = Friends
RMP = Random Male Player
RUNVus: Oh shit, son.
Phoenix: Yeah, three of us don’t have those maps.
Me: When we got in, we were like, oh god, we just lost half of our team because no one had the maps.
RMP1: Is that right home girl? You fuckin’ slut? Is that right?
Me: …You sound like a really cool person, and absolutely definitely really smart.