RMP = Random Male Player
RMP1: …And we joined-
Me: I got the guy who was camping in that thing.
RMP1: Did you get the guy who was camping in that thing?
Me: I did, I totally did!
RMP2: You sound very sexy.
RMP3: [unintelligible] …hear your voice, bitch- do you like to bite the pillow?
RMP4: Hey, be nice- she’s got a cool Daria fuckin’… Playercard.
RMP5: Kinda cool, ain’t it?
Me: Actually, you should be nice to me because I’m going to be the one carrying this team.
RMP1: No you’re not.