RMP = Random Male Player
RMP1: Jenny, stop being a whore.
Me: It’s okay, I’d be angry if I lost, too.
RMP1: No, I literally just jumped in like two minutes before the end of the match and got destroyed.
Me: Oh, congratulations; then you’re just a fucking asshole.
Various people: Ooooooh. Damn.
RMP2: Bitch, go back to the kitchen- please and thank you.
RMP1: Somebody had BITCH for dinner.
RMP2: I don’t think she’s had enough dick, I think all she gets is-
Me: That’s really funny, Navy (AKA RMP2) coming from somebody who sent me a friend request.
RMP2: Umm, I didn’t send anybody a friend request… Oooookay then, apparently I did*. I was looking at your combat record, I didn’t send anybody a friend request. Dammit!
*He deleted the friend request immediately after this.