As I’ve mentioned before, I recently started live streaming some of my gameplay on Twitch. This update shows an incident that occurred during a stream this weekend. One note to make is that when I speak at the beginning of the video, my game microphone was muted. The stream viewers could hear me speaking, but none of the players in the lobby could. Players talking are indicated by the speaker icon next to their name flashing.
Me: [talking to stream viewers] Oh god, trust me- you are not missing much. I’m doing abysmal, that’s why there are only 5 people in here right now. ‘Cuz I’m an embarrassment.
[players join lobby]
Saggitaurius: I kinda wanna fuck, wanna fuck that 400 bullshit guy up. But oh well.
MEAxGHOST: I’m gonna skull-fuck you guys. Who has a mic and can hear me? I’m gonna skull-fuck the shit outta yooooooooooooooooou. You know what a blowbang is? I’m gonna do that to ya.
Saggitaurius: Don’t even explain it, just say I’m gonna do that to you. Oh fuck yes.
MEAxGHOST: Ohhhhh, look at this, we got, we got a little fuckin’ woman in here. I like women, ’cause they’re insufficient and they don’t know how to drive.
MEAxGHOST: You are useless to the world, LEEEE- -EEEEAVE.
Saggitaurius: [laughing] Oh, come on.
MEAxGHOST: You’re useless when your hymen is broken.
**They were very quiet after the match and backed out quickly, because my team won and I did better than everybody else in the lobby.