CaptDrDan = Friend
RMP = Random Male Player
CaptDrDan: You don’t need touchscreens on your friggin’ controller.
RMP1: Shut up, loser.
Me: Yeah, that is kind of annoying. I already have like, 5 or 6 of these controllers anyway, so.
RMP1: Get in the kitchen, whore.
RMP1: What? Was that funny?
Me: No it wasn’t. You’re not funny.
RMP1: Hey Jenny. Oh yeah. About to put it in Jenny’s butt. ’bout to hit Jenny- ’bout to hit Jenny Heavy on our team.