It’s a different gender, not a different species

Apr 1st

RMP = Random Male Player

Transcript:

RMP2: Don’t do it.

Me: …I didn’t either until I went home for Christmas break and my sister-in-law was playing it. I was like, “Oh that game looks dumb!”

RMP1: OOOOH IT’S A FEMALE!

RMP2: Don’t do it, nope, don’t do it- awwww, I knew you were gonna do it. I knew it.

RMp3[unintelligible] …I’m not the leader, Bob is.

RMP2: No, no, that’s not what I’m saying. I just knew, I just knew you’d point out that there’s a chick in the lobby, and now ChubbyBunny’s going to be all awkward.