CaptDrDan = Friend
RMP = Random Male Player
Me: I’m still working on finishing up my fucking kill streaks.
RMP1: He took my care package! Oh no!
Me: Like I gotta finish Guardians, and it’s taking me forever.
CaptDrDan: Yeah, they suck now.
RMP2: How about you finish taking it in the ass first?
RMP4: Oh, look at the guy.
RMP3: No he didn’t.