Kitchen talk2
To start, here’s a link to the BBC article that’s been getting a lot of interest today.
Today’s clip made me laugh. I love this kid’s voice, and my friend Phoenix sometimes likes to mess with RMPs by pretending they are talking to him.
Phoenix, Chisus = Friends
RMP = Random Male Player
Transcript:
Chisus: [yawning]
Me: None of that bullshit.
RMP1: Shut up cunt.
Me: No.
Phoenix: I’m sorry, was I talking? Or wait, who are you talking to?
Me: That’s not how this works, buddy.
RMP1: I’m talking to the bitch that should, that should be makin’ me a sandwich. Yeah. That’s right.
Me: Nope.
Phoenix: Whats your mom doing? I didn’t quite catch that. Your mom’s making you a sandwich? You shouldn’t call your mom a cunt man, that’s pretty rough.
RMP1: All you’re good for is your vagina.
16 Comments
lefty824
04 Jun 2012 07:06 pm
I love that he sounds like a 13 year old boy. Probably doesn’t even know what a cunt is.
Paul Molloy
04 Jun 2012 07:06 pm
The guy actually tried to assert himself by going “yeah, that’s right”, as if he think’s that whatever he says; goes. What a loser.
Hells
04 Jun 2012 10:06 pm
I don’t understand the hate, that guy is brilliant. The Internet truly enables statements of post-modern irony.
Phoenix
05 Jun 2012 11:06 am
Cool article. Also, LOL. “Yeah, that’s right.” YEAH, YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKIN’ BADASS.
justaguy
05 Jun 2012 12:06 pm
A lot of these kids do it for shock value because they can get away with it via the anonymity aspect of many online games. Once they find out an individual is female – they assume the sure-fire way to upset a female gamer is to throw gender role / stereotypes at them… including crude language. I wouldn’t look at it as a “sexual harassment” issue so much as it is an “asshole” problem… again… perpetuated by anonymity. If you want to shut them up… simply strip away their masculinity via a few strategic barbs. For instance, I heard a female gamer say the following and I cracked up….
Female Gamer is talking…
Boy cuts into the convo…
Boy: Really? A girl is playing this?
Me: Why does it matter? They don’t have them at your school?
Female Gamer: No, I’m a guy… it’s just that my balls haven’t dropped yet… just like you. We can compare our small penis size after this match. I’m pretty sure I’ve got you beat by a few centimeters.
Back in the day… my “shit talk” was more sarcastic…. if someone died to falling damage in Quake… I would say “Ooops watch that last step – it’s a doozy”…. or if I was just simply blowing the other gamer out of the water, “You would be pretty good if you had any aim or strat.”
roguebabydoll
07 Jun 2012 06:06 pm
you obviously haven't listened to any of her other clips.
and sorry but it is a sexual harassment problem. this particular one is just the tip of the iceberg. i've had guys follow me through games asking me to be their girlfriend.
did you also hear about the Cross Assault competition, where the guy was asking a female competitor about her bra size, making comments about her body, and eventually SNIFFED HER? that's sexual harassment my friend.
justaguy
08 Jun 2012 10:06 pm
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justaguy
08 Jun 2012 10:06 pm
rogue,
We can agree to disagree.
justaguy
08 Jun 2012 11:06 pm
Granted, if someone is following you from game to game that would constitute harassment / stalking.
justaguy
08 Jun 2012 11:06 pm
As far as “Cross Assault”… I really can’t comment on the matter because I wasn’t there. There are always three sides to a story…
01:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iljrwcPrKU8&feature=related
9c95bada-b419-11e1-9599-000bcdcb8a73
11 Jun 2012 11:06 pm
Sure, there can be various sides, if someone is telling you about it. But why take one person's word when you can actually SEE exactly what happened? It's sexual harassment - plain and simple.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SLDgPbjp0M - I believe it's this one.
suisekiyuki
13 Jun 2012 12:06 pm
That guy is GAY. He has a gay voice. Clearly he is totally a repressed homosexual.
kamikaze 527
14 Jun 2012 06:06 am
Lol. actually he sounds drunk to me…..hic!
steve of Adelaide Australia
02 Jul 2012 06:07 pm
If hes following its stalking plain and simple.
It Not In The Kitchen Anymore
06 Dec 2012 08:12 pm
[...] ask me to suck their dick, ask me repeatedly for “pics”, and tell me the only thing I’m good for is my vagina. Someone has also sent me a message telling me they hope I get raped and killed. [...]
goose
09 Dec 2012 01:12 am
Sounds like Walt Junior from Breaking Bad! So funny.
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