I have a great idea… Instead of talking about the game, let’s speculate about my sexuality! For absolutely no reason!
Play, Mosh = Friends
RMP = Random Male Player
[gunfire as game ends]
Play: Yeah buddy!
RMP1: Jenny, you’re a whore. You’re a whore, Jenny.
Me: That’s okay- you’re an idiot.
RMP2: Oh shit. Holy shit.
RMP4: Too bad she’s a lesbian.
RMP3: I bet she’s a fat lesbian.
Mosh: Nah, actually she loves dick.
RMP3: I bet she loves your nasty ass dick.
RMP2: I don’t know if that’s necessarily a compliment.