Man talk
I hardly ever get this frustrated with other players. I called RMP2 out because he spent literally the entire match talking to a girl who was apparently sitting in the room with him, and singing. Really, really badly.
RMP = Random Male Player
Transcript:
RMP2: That dude sucked [unintelligible] 3 and 21.
Me: Dude, look at your score, you sucked too.
RMP2: Meee meee meee, [unintelligible] bitch.
[laughter]
RMP1: I love it when chicks think they’re actually good.
RMP3: So are you jealous she gets more ladies than you do?
RMP2: Nope!
Me: This kid [RMP2] spent the entire game talking to someone about how hard their nipples are, and then he’s like [imitation], “I’m 21, I’m a grown-ass man! I don’t have a girlfriend but I have hair on my balls!”**
RMP1: …Hey girl, how old are you? You sound hot.
Me: Oh my god.
RMP2: She sounds like a man!
RMP1: She does a damn good man impression, that’s for sure.
**By the way, here he is talking to someone about nipples. That’s just one minute of the entire ten minute match.
5 Comments
Amanda
27 Aug 2012 11:08 pm
You know it’s bad when YOU get fed up.
raichu100
29 Aug 2012 07:08 pm
That second line with RMP2 definitely included the phrase “lesbian bitch”
Man these guys have such insecurity issues…
iggy04
07 Sep 2012 09:09 pm
[ Meee meee meee, [unintelligible] bitch.]
He said “You sound like a fuckin’ lesbian.”
EvilI
14 Sep 2012 07:09 pm
You sound hot, you sound like a man, and they don’t like gay people.
At least one of these does not fit.
But hey, I learned something from this. I was not previously aware that lesbians had any particular sound.
meishuu
16 Sep 2012 05:09 pm
This type of conversations really make hate male gamers. Ugh.
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