I hardly ever get this frustrated with other players. I called RMP2 out because he spent literally the entire match talking to a girl who was apparently sitting in the room with him, and singing. Really, really badly.
RMP = Random Male Player
RMP2: That dude sucked [unintelligible] 3 and 21.
Me: Dude, look at your score, you sucked too.
RMP2: Meee meee meee, [unintelligible] bitch.
RMP1: I love it when chicks think they’re actually good.
RMP3: So are you jealous she gets more ladies than you do?
Me: This kid [RMP2] spent the entire game talking to someone about how hard their nipples are, and then he’s like [imitation], “I’m 21, I’m a grown-ass man! I don’t have a girlfriend but I have hair on my balls!”**
RMP1: …Hey girl, how old are you? You sound hot.
Me: Oh my god.
RMP2: She sounds like a man!
RMP1: She does a damn good man impression, that’s for sure.
**By the way, here he is talking to someone about nipples. That’s just one minute of the entire ten minute match.