RMP = Random Male Player
[explosions as game ends]
RMP1: What the fuck.
Me: Good game.
RMP1: I officially hate you, Jenny.
Me: I could tell.
RMP2: 38 and 1? [38 kills and 1 death, which was my score for the game]
RMP1: What the fuck?
[explosions & gunshots as final kill is replayed]
RMP2: Way to carry your team.
RMP3: Jenny sounds like she’s got a manly voice.
Me: Gee, aren’t you sweet.
RMP4: Come on now Jenny, we didn’t mean nothin’ by it.