Monster dick

Oct 19th

I get emails and comments saying that a lot of people tend to just blow the issue of harassment in gaming totally out of proportions and it’s really no big deal. In truth, I don’t think it’s particularly irrational or overly sensitive to find it kinda  fucked up when some guy talks about shoving his dick in your face and letting you “swallow it whole” while you’re playing goddamn video games.

But, you know. That’s probably just me.

 Play, Coolshit = Friends

RMP = Random Male Player

Transcript:

Play: I think it’s because when he plays with us, frickin’ all of us are gettin’ a whole bunch of kills and he’s not fast enough to get some.

Coolshit: Yeah, I would agree. ‘Cause I was just playing and I went with, I had- [audio cuts out as lobby merges]

RMP1: … So it’s just like a regular ACR?

RMP2: No.

Coolshit: …SMG9.

Me: Wait, what were you saying?

Coolshit: I used the SMG9.

RMP1: I was saying will you touch my weiner? I have a giant weiner. It’s very big and I’ll let it hang in your face. If you waaaaant. It’s all up to you.

Me: Yeah, we’re gonna go with a “no” on that.

RMP1: Why not? You scared of a big monster dick? I’ll let you swallow it whole if you want to, baby.