Coolshit = Friend
RMP = Random Male Player
Coolshit: What was that?
Me: I said my birthday’s coming up; you know what to get me.
RMP1: A dildo?
RMP2: Hell no- that tattoo on her forehead that’s outlined in the shape of a dick-
RMP1: A PENIS. YUP. YUP.
RMP2: And it says “slap here”
[audio breaks up as game begins]
RMP1: Have you ever heard the song “Jenny Is A Fat Bitch”?
Coolshit: It’s about your mom, right?