RMP = Random Male Player
XgodieMinor69X = Idiot
RMP1: So you gotta be a specialist to get that Reaper?
Me: No no no no, you just have to get, um, field orders? Like you have to get a care package for it, and then, sometimes it’s the Reaper.
RMP1: Oh, okay.
XgodieMinor69X : Oh my god, whisper my name please.
Me: …You’re a fucking moron. Um, it varies for every-
After the match, I received the following text message from him: