Kamikaze, Mosh, Phoenix, Sprawler= Friends
RMP = Random Male Player
[everyone talks at once as we enter the lobby]
Mosh: I need to play Halo. I need to play Halo.
RMP1: Todd, back out.
Me: He said back out.
RMP3: Back out, and if you back out, bring the party.
RMP1: …Oh, you sound hot, baby!
Phoenix: Thank you.
Kamikaze: Thank you. I really appreciate that. Thank you, you’re a nice guy.
RMP1: Oh, she’s beast yo! With that 2.0 K/D.
Sprawler: [joking] She boosted it.
RMP1: Yeah, she got a 2.0. She’s their beast person, out of all of them.
RMP2: Hey Jenny, where’d you get that? Jenny?
RMP1: What up, girl?
Me: Oh boy.
RMP1: What are you wearing? What are you wearing right now?
Kamikaze: Pink panties.
RMP2: What’s good? Jenny? What’d you get that for?
RMP1: Are you shaven?
Kamikaze: He’s talking to me.
RMP1: I like a hairy bush.