May 29th


RMP = Random Male Player


RMP1: [singing, badly] Jenny’s got a guuuun.

Me: Oh, you should not quit your day job to pick up singing. That was beautiful though, thank you for the effort.

RMP1: I was singing just for you.

[other  RMP speaking French in the background)

Me: I know, you can stop though, thank you.


Me: [laughing] You don’t have to do that anymore.

RMP2: Hey, give the dude a chance!