Our clan was having a discussion about final exams as we entered a room; I was immediately berated by an enemy player. Sorry for the echo. It’s like being trapped in an angry cave.

Mosh, Mopie = Friends

RMP = Random Male Player

Transcript:

Me: Being stressed out about projects is a whole other- [lobby changes]

Mosh: Yeah.

RMP1: Yeah, GET stressed out you dumb fuckin’ slut! 

Mopie: Wow.

Me: You are the worst form of human being.

Mopie: I don’t think he qualifies as human-

RMP1: WELL DON’T YOU SOUND INTELLIGENT FOR A- [audio cuts out as game begins]

Me: [laughter]