Sorry for the distortion on this clip; I tried to dampen some of the background noise to make the RMP’s voice more intelligible. Makes the whole thing sound kind of cyborgian.
RMP = Random Male Player
RMP1: Oh fuck.
RMP2: You’re just a dude pretending to be a chick, because girls don’t exist on the internet- you know that, right?
Me: …Oh, are you talking to me?
RMP2: Huh? Yeah.
Me: That’s like, a really funny joke. I hear that all the time.
RMP2: I, I really- like, I wasn’t trying to be funny. Really, I mean… Girls are only bitches on the internet ’cause every dude’s a dick to them.