And if you missed my AMA, here is a link so you can read the questions and answers if it strikes your fancy.
Dirtbiker = Friend
RMP = Random Male Player
Me: Hey, got a new fuckin’ emblem- what’s that shit for?
RMP1: For sucking dick.
Me: …Probably not that.
RMP2: For you being raped by five different guys.
Dirtbiker: Oh really?
RMP1: I didn’t say mine, I mean just, someone’s in general. Like maybe a significant other.
RMP2: [imitating] Maybe a significant other?
RMP1: Why are you guys laughing? I was just sayin’, you know. People have intimate and physical relationships with others. It’s part of life.