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RMP1: Horrible connection. Horrible connection.
Me: Looks pretty good from my point of view.
RMP1: Your point of view?
RMP1: That’s good.
Me: Right-hand side in the truck rubble. If that makes sense.
RMP1: You sound like a… sound like a little boy.
MasterP: Thank you, Archie.
Me: Well, I’m a woman, so I’m probably not going to sound exactly like you.
Archie: Come on, Jesus Christ!
RMP1: You sound, you sound kinda hot.
MasterP: Cover me Archie, I’m going to grab those tags.
Chisus: Back by the fire trucks.
Dirtbiker: Oh, did I do that?
Chisus: Guy behind us. Two of ‘em behind us.
Me: Archie and I kind of have ‘em holed up in this back corner. He’s right in front of the bus, Archie.
Chisus: Thought I shot that guy!
RMP1: You sound very hot.
Me: ….So. Awkward.
RMP1: Yeah. Very awkward.
Me: Archie, behind you and to your left.