Pun, Mopie, Sprawler = Friends
RMP = Random Male Player
Pun: Catalog’s on too.
RMP2: Hope you’re hot, Jenny.
RMP2: ‘Cause if a girl plays and she’s not hot, there’s something wrong.
Mopie: Does that like, affect your life in some way?
RMP2: It does.
Mopie: Really? Alright.
Sprawler: Well, now I have a question for you- are you hot?
RMP2: I am. SO hot.
Me: I almost can’t handle the level of stupidity in this room right now.
Mopie: We’re gonna up it a little bit. Clearly, your, your attractiveness is your entire worth as a human being. Both male and female.
Me: What about how well I play Call of Duty?
Mopie: No. Nothing to do with it.