X-37530-99

Nov 4th

From what I can gather, I joined a lobby with a group of guys who were in a pissing contest with RMP1 (they were all team-killing each other, and he apparently got kicked out of the lobby because of it). Upon rejoining the lobby, RMP1 decided to serenade me with this haunting rendition of the song 867-5309/Jenny.

In short, every person in this lobby was a massive idiot.

RMP = Random Male Player

Transcript:

[sound as new player joins lobby]

RMP1: HI BITCH, I’M FUCKIN’ BACK, YOU BETRAYIN’ LITTLE BITCH.

RMP2: How’s it going?

RMP3: Good, you’ll be on the other team.

RMP1: I’m back bitch! YO JENNY. JENNY I GOT YOUR NUMBER, YOU BIG FAT SLUT. [starts singing, horribly]  X-37530-99. JENNY, I GOT YOUR FATASS NUMBER, JEEEEENNY YOUR FUCKIN’ PUSSY SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN FISH, JENNY YOU’RE FUCKIN’ MOM  DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOUR FATHER IS. YOU DON’T EVEN-

RMP3: 99? Is that what he said? Hey, can you tell me that number again you dumb bitch? I think you fucked that up.

RMP2: [laughs]